OHMYFUCKINGGOD.

Fuck michael jackson.

2009-07-24T12:36:00.006-04:00

Although i never cared much for his "legitimate" artwork, SACE aka dash snow had definately been one of my favorite graffiti writers since the early 00's. But life sucks and heroin and addiction in general is a fucking bitch and a half so yup. RIP. First picture- last piece done. 2nd- by SKREW in philly. hopefully (most likely) on one of the regional routes. 3/4th- graffiti how i like it. 5th- by SETUP. times square. duh.

My personal favorite tag is above the gay bar by the mars bar with NEXT right by the 2nd ave. f train stop. definately killed my favorite, 2nd ave.

I borrowed the pictures so i suggest clicking on them to view them larger, it's worth the click.

happy birthday to me!

2009-07-15T20:34:00.004-04:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Birthday_to_Me

i watched this movie a few times when i lived in new york and if i was smart i'd watch it tomorrow but oh well!

also it's going to rule when i run my own skateboard company. fuck 'em. maybe even sooner then i thought? "at risk youth"! winter. maybe fall. fall. or maybe winter. hopefully fall.

I wish these weren't so expensive so i could purchase them.

2009-07-07T16:46:00.003-04:00

I want either one of these. Yup, that's my blog post. psssssshhh. whatevzz.

I HATE YOU CELLPHONE.

2009-06-20T21:01:00.004-04:00

I haven't smashed a cellphone in a LONG TIME. and i did not last night, but it did mysteriously dissapear. drinking, social situations, and i, do no mix well always. oh well. i'mkind of shit out of luck right now though, no show with the person i want to hangout with, no way to get in contact with them, no pot or way to get any pot. new phone cost 250$, but i get a free "upgrade" in july.... but i have to call people and use it as my alarm before then. why doesnt anywhere sell used phones in delaware?!?!?!?!?!? fuck getting one of craigslist, and by fuck it i mean thats what im going to end up doing if i dont figure out something before tuesday. W. T. F. !!!!!!

fuck drawing anything for anyone. maybe i'll start to use this as a diary instead of a blog.

dear diary,
i'm going crazy. so crazy that i DON'T even want to bang my head against the wall anymore. it wont do anything! the other day i was running for the bus in the rain and now my ipod wont work at all anymore. that shit is JANK! haaaa. but hey, at least i'm going to totally make it to chicago to see screeching weasel in october. as long as my bus doesn't break down on the side of the highway or blow up. oh wellz, til next time. <3333333

Sometimes i get excited!

2009-06-07T14:25:00.003-04:00

It's really nice outside!

And so, the queers is sunday the 28th... with THE GROOVIE GHOULIES! ... and just now i found out that the saturday before on a different boat going through a different part of new york is the slackers! i think i just might have to take an extra day off work.... seriously...

and also just 'cuz i'm posting videos from youtube here is another one you might like to click on!

Whatevz.

2009-06-05T22:19:00.006-04:00

Reading is awesome.

I had fun in new york but i probably wont be living there anytime too soon.

I win at my job.

I'm excited to go to the queers show on a booze cruise.

The weather is nice. I don't scan anything anymore because i don't do much.

This flyer is for tomorrow.

yep.

2009-04-26T14:13:00.001-04:00

i read this interesting article about the chinatown bus. maybe you might read it at some point as well.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/08/nyregion/thecity/08chin.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all

.... everyone loves summer. and all things root beer flavored.

Fuck april showers. May mother-fucking-flowers.

2009-04-14T18:54:00.005-04:00

Alright, today was my day off and it was pretty nice to do nothing but watch undressed and smoke shake all day but stupid rain, i wish i had been out skateboarding on my recently ultra fresh stenciled griptaped skateboard. but instead i was inside. it's okay, yesterday i skated deep (well not too deep yet, but soon enough...) into the stix of pennsylvania. i want to skate into maryland as well. i think pa has more hills though. those backroads are ca-raZy. it's really funny knowing all of the graffiti kids, sometimes they talk alot of shit on each other, sometimes they are really funny kids.

Anyways here is a sweeter looking picture of my stuff hanging up.

This is the front end of the board. hey look its todds room. a ramones poster and hello kitty piggy bank are highlights viewable.

This is the tail end of my skateboard. This stencil was originally made by "perv" but all types of croonies young and old have it spraypainted on their shit. pretty much all of theirs are fucking ugly though, and mine kind of kicks ass, sorry dude, what a drag.

Everyones favorite "out of print" t-shirt.

Any similarities or relations to this picture? hmm... i don't quite know...

i should be doing something productive.

2009-04-12T19:18:00.003-04:00

Everybody loves the easter bunny.

i had a fun time at the show the other night, maybe i should learn the words to that tragic johnson song.

i've been watching a crapload of baseball.

i have no pictures to post, i like this song and video.

april showers.

2009-04-06T16:47:00.006-04:00

it feels weird posting something a day after you wrote it. but anyways.

Uhh, well. fuck fixing those giant retarded wedding pictures. a blemish my internet blogging career. whatevz. it happens right? i mean. just because i make dumb posts all the time doesn't mean i have to take responsibility for them or anything, it's cool, people do stuff then forget about it all the time. it's like it never happened. that post and this one seem to just be like a blur, a waste of time or whatevs. it doesn't matter. whatevs man, it's tuesday, party time!

anyways, i really want to get a picture of one of the kids shrrrrredding on my skateboard, i was so siked to get to skate for so long in such nice weather on sunday. prospect park is easier to get lost in then i could've wanted. apparently there is only 2 hot dog vendors? well i don't really know, but i saw them, thought i could find them when i wanted, but then couldn't for a really long time. but it was okay. i had a soda and a hot dog with *gasp* a rollerblader. talking to people is easy when its fucking 60, sunny and all kinds of different things to skate on and eat! whatevz whatevz. also, burgers are delicious. i fuck with caramelized onions very much so these days. i get it now. it all makes sense. and walking is pretty fun too. i missed the queers show but got there in time to at least give them the sweet black beaver fever shirt. drinking is fucking stupid and makes people stupid, like myself, so yeah! go me! anyways the shirt came out better then expected and the trip was pretty awesome. sometimes i worry when im going to the chinatown bus in new york its going to be boarded up and i'm going to be stuck there! i'd probably throw myself in front of a train or bus or something. but whatevs, here is a picture of the super sweet black shirts. which i will be printing very little of because i said so. mainly because black shirts are expenisve.

And just 'cuz, this is my new favorite song. that i did discover from the ''if you like this you'll like...'' section on imeem.

(And) I Dont Wanna Be Like That - Groovie Ghoulies

And man, oh man, since everybody loves the groovie ghoulies and i really don't have any new interesting pictures to post, here is an awesome video of theirs!

Holy friojiles.

2009-03-30T18:51:00.004-04:00

Okay, if anybody looks at this before i put in the explanations here is a bunch of pictures uploaded directly from photobucket so they FORCE you to click on them to see them even LARGER to see what's actually happening in them.

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Having off friday is better than thursday.

2009-03-27T12:36:00.004-04:00

Okay, so i haven't updated my internet blog in a really long time. well, not that long, but certainly a change from the normal rate. this is because i've been going to bed early and what not. i wrote a really long entry the other day but never published it because i didn't have any pictures to go along with it. the basic gist of it was that the cover of the new rolling stone is awesome, it was shot at milk studios where I SHOULD HAVE A JOB because of the 3 interviews i went on to cater there, fucking jerks, and that in a perfect world i'd be fucking leighton meester in between doing heroin and playing mario kart 64 while eating rare steaks and drinking root beer floats. also in the entry i talked about my recent trip to new york, where i got screens made for 2 new t-shirt designs. i also walked like 350 blocks one day and drank a lot of espresso. i think it's funny how i can't read all the stuff my brother posts on facebook because i'm not on it and how i don't think he knows i have an internet blog. oh 2009, you're so crazy. anyways here are some shirts....

Tit patrol - beaver fever. available from super sexy smalls to super sexy xl's at all tit patrol stadium ampitheater tour stops! some have a second black print on top, which i like better! but, those are like limited edition or whatever so get the new classic hot pink ones while you can at your next local stadium ampitheater apperance! i believe there is one this sunday?

I really like this design, because it took awhile to draw and is a ripoff that some people but not all get. some super sexy smalls with just pink ink and some mediums and larges will be available to steal at switch skateboards shop next week. you could give them some amount of money or they're lightweight enough you could fold them up and put them in your pocket and walk out! your choice!

These are the super ultra nerd limited editions that are for "crew only". good luck getting jumped into this crew!

Always something on sundays.

2009-03-01T16:29:00.003-05:00

So i have been seriously lacking in the scanning to update things and the updating, but i have a caffeine addiction to keep up with. i recently had a good time in philadelphia, which contradicts most other time there, since it's the city of bad luck for everyone but whatever. i borrowed dannys camera though and it died after one picture of a throwup in a tunnel. so looks like i'll have to go up again sometime. graffiti writers that live in dorm rooms are hilarious. and i got the best valentines day card ever. but yeah, i won't go on and on since i have been slacking, i have no room to talk.

this is the original design for a t-shirt i printed. ripped off from thrasher and juxtaposed into my life. i want to reprint some more but i need ink and a squee-gee. maybe someone who works at an art store will bring some down for me next week. oh yeah, my friend gave me boots and they are awesome. i love when people come through with what they say they will.

This is how girls should be. dressed in black, crying, waiting for my text message.

Yeah sunday!

Not just a leftover.

2009-02-26T03:08:00.003-05:00

I can't believe i left out this picture of the hondo. aka doodle. doodler. hombo. doo doo head. fatty. doober? the number two cat! coming soon, top 5 cat awards.... will your cat make it in? find out soon!

Drinking lots of espresso all day long keeps you up late at night. after a while of digging through the dark corners of flickr i start to lose focus and realize my back hurts and i should probably go to sleep.

A crap-load of nerdery.

2009-02-24T20:33:00.014-05:00

Alright, so some of these pictures got a little out of order, but what a crazy freaking crapload of an upload of pictures. All types of nerdery. i have been slacking on my internet blog addiction because of work and bologna, but i'm tired of going through withdrawal so i'm back full force! mmm. delicious internet.

I recommend clicking the pictures for the larger versions. i borrowed dannys camera that is of nice quality! i want one.

So some of us nerds got together and ordered blank vinyl toys from kidrobot, there was an arts n' crafts night with food and pot, but i was busy spazzing out because i'm an idiot and i ripped up my paycheck so whatever, i did my little toy while hanging out with allys crazy gangster friends.

I signed his back. super limited edition of one. hanging out on my window.

These are on the racks at switch skateboard shop.

Man, i miss free milkshakes. and rachel serving them. hanging out with al pacino! what the fuck. pale girls look good in all black. fuck the eagle diner. shitty milkshakes. fuck apartments or whatever they're going to put there, they better do a shitload of drugs in there. or else they will lose! where do the creeps hang out now at 4 am?

Nerdo. On the way to the bus.

This bathroom is really clean, i mean, they asked nicely and all.

Inside olympic steaks on market street, i like them. the two old guys that work there are crazy.

On some stalker shit, this fire escape is begging for it. down on bended knees pleading for some.

Wilmington buff. strong, but for how long in this economic crisis?

Ekonomics.

Salt lake city punk. 2009. i heard those dudes are old.

Check out how artsy that rust makes this.

Hey look! it's my personal shoe collection. aren't i a baller? bling bling. i just show it off at the skateshop to kick knowledge, nahmean?

9th street. wilmington, also known as "camera city". get your spots back! get organized! or just wait til spring.

Interstate-95. 8th street.

Grown folks. like totally ironic subversive street art, dowtown wilmington delaware. burgeoning. represent!

Nachos with fajita chicken. fuck nachos. kind of.

I didn't make this pizza with bacon and pepperoni, but i had a slice and it was awesome.

This is what my station looks like first thing in the morning. no lids, no laddles, no scoops or knives... mmm.

i made this bruschetta but i'd give it a b+. kind of sloppy. but fuck them.

This is where i work! i like it most of the time! especially when i drink esspesso. sometimes i get on peoples nerves but fuck them.

augustino is the man. he has no clue what the internet is.

This is my window.

I could post a billion panda pictures. but not yet, i'm not that much of a freak.

They have A LOT of skateboards! you should go buy one. of mine. support your local business fools! rabble rabble rabble!

Oh my fucking god. todd patrol and ally impatient. super internet famous. look at him, on a cellphone and a macbook. i hear he pee's twenty four karat gold piss. pictures coming soon.

This tag is GANGSTER. wallaston street.

I have a hello kitty toy my friend amy gave me. she is a crazy woman who i love who loves the dick. i don't think she would mind that fact being on the internet considering her role in the liger beat blog. and i bet it is documented else where too probably!

this trash can was knocked over. i think its funny how people write on them considering the how mad people get when you write on them.

Original sketch for switch skateboard deck. available in different shappes colors and sizes!

This is on my bedroom wall
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Okay well, yeah. that was fun. i want to buy a camera for myself. maybe since office depot and circuit city are closing i might be able to get a camera for cheap. that would be pretty awesome. maybe i will. now i need a new project to keep from going crazy.

Law and order.

2009-02-22T22:40:00.007-05:00

So, i have a few more comics coming, well alot since i've gotten good at writing down ideas so i don't forget them, but i certainly have more ideas than time to draw them. i finished my ultra art nerd custom vinyl toy (or doll, todd) but grants camera aint got no batteries so whatever. i still have a bunch of other pictures scanned and whatnot but because i don't feel like writing to explain anything since i took a xanax, here's an ultra nerd flick stolen from some random persons flickr.

Delaware is a funny place.

How could i forget?

2009-02-19T16:09:00.003-05:00

I totally left out my favorite comic of the last bunch, i'm such a bonehead.

I'm such a yuppie.

Dude, i'm cheesing my fucking balls off.

2009-02-18T23:40:00.010-05:00

Yo. here's some comix. i wanted to draw more today, but my fingers hurt. i think i'm going to have arthritis. but first, here's the limited edition tour t-shirt which came in today. but yeah, there's about 20 so goodluck.

I had this hanging on my work station for a couple days like a motivational poster.

Ahhh! seriously, some people need to shut the fuck up.

I wonder what the proper way to do a cursive "x" is.

Seriously. i have more comics i bet will make some people happy.

Chucks folded down is the way for girls to wear them.

Oh, it's such a shame.

Office supplies!

hey, don't that kick a little ass.

Here's an old mosaic i made. i was told to make something "graffiti-style" and "gaudy". here's what i came up with.

One day, when this company goes under, or one of my friends quits, i will have this. Principal damn it!

South park is such a good show.

Fun with capital letters.

2009-02-16T23:39:00.003-05:00

Word, so i probably should write more but i'll try to keep this short, since i am tired, have to be on the bus at 6:45am, and am high and on nyquil, which one recommended dose surprisingly fucks me up good. still even after taking it for a couple days... crrrrazzzy. right? anyways, so a few posts ago i posted a picture of a mosaic i made before and bitched about how i dont have it because the jew bastards i used to work for HATE THEIR OWN PEOPLE (i mean, yeah, that's what i'm doing currently...) and won't give or sell me my shit. SO FUCK 'EM. i had my beautiful friend who is a WELL PAID employee liberate me the supplies to recreate it so that i could have it on display in my room. to be honest, i had my doubts she would come through with all the tools or right amounts or something, but damn... i guess there is a reason i keep her around. nobody else has come through on some stealing some shit for me in a minute like that. glass is expensive and risking loosing your job (although those FUCKHEADS are too HIGH ON FUCKING PILLS all the time with their HEADS UP THEIR ASSES to notice) is an honorable thing to do for a friend. awesome. so a bottle of gran marnier with 7 sugar free redbulls and a fuckload of weed and it was arts n' crafts time. the work took from 9pm until about 2:30pm, with few breaks. chocolate chip pancakes made for you on valentines day morning is a good way to start the day. yeah.. i'm going on and on now, nobody fucking cares.. HERE'S THE PICTURES......

Yo, that is a nice shirt. Starting work at 9pm. Check out that sweet mosaiced disco ball lookin' lamp. super sexy lighting for these pictures, also really nice quality camera. i want a camera with a manual zoom. maybe one day.

6 hours later, here's what you got. Mosaics take FUCKING PATIENCE.

Notice now how there is daylight in this picture, seriously, A LONG FUCKING TIME.

If you're somebody looking to make fun of me, note the bloc party punchline on t. Yeah, glass particles go everywhere when you cut glass, and when you're messed up and sleepy and eating a jamaican beef patty (BANGINN!!!) sometimes shit gets in there and you don't notice til it's cutting your gums and lips.

Seriously, this picture was taken around noon. Saturday.

Also, you can make fun of the bag of weed in front of the mosiac that you can hardly see. Like i've said before, girls like some dumb shit, and i like some girls. sometimes. like these days. and stuff.

Yo, this is slash. this motherfucker is a pimp, i hate to admit it, but god damn i respect his gangster. way to go living in a house full of rich sexy girls with love to spare. i want to lay around all day and get taken care of. Also, yeah man, check him out chillen in the bowl in the center of the kitchen table like it aint even nothing. i want to hate him, but i love him.

Just one more bump for the road.

Yeah. i have other stuff to write, but EVERYTHING takes longer than expected in life apperantly, this blog entry took like a half hour to get the pictures right and what not. but.... things that take longer are usually BETTER IN THE END.

Tit patrol limited edition central pa tour 2009 shirts designed last night, coming thursday. i'm getting one without going on tour, and i'll probably give one to miss. meatballs for getting the glass/taking pictures/etc. but i doubt anyone else who doesn't go to the shows will get one, as they will sell out, because of their awesomeness and limited run. so be on the lookout. i'd post more pictures if i didn't FUCKING GRIND OUT IN THE TRENCHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

Somewhere in the swamps of delaware...

2009-02-13T11:18:00.003-05:00

So i would've like to embed this video, but click the link instead. a bunch of ugly spots you pass on 95 all the time, but on tv! even though a dissed esquat and a simple yikes are the only "acceptable" things in here this video is still awesome, go delaware go!

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/video?id=6655935

Just listen to the shit these people say, i'm rolling my eyes in ITALICS.

:)

I don't forget shit. .... Unfournately.

2009-02-12T03:51:00.007-05:00

Yo. i am not sober. it's 4'am and i have to be at work in lame newark at 9am and i'm DRUNK, so here i'd a picture before i go to bed. marinate on this one.....

Circa 2006.

Wow. it's been a REAL LONG TIME since i've worked an 11 hour shift, stayed up all night, then gone to work 9am til 3 pm... i'm not even on drugs what the fuck! i can't wait to go out of town this weekend!!!

Yes, grant, i am updating my blog.

2009-02-11T00:31:00.007-05:00

Demetri martin would be more funny if he wasn't a jerk. way to go on way too long with stupid songs. only some of your jokes are funny. i only watched your stupid special because molly thinks your funny. and even though she is awesome, she is a girl, and girls like some stuff sometimes. if you had a blog it would probably be readable, but i doubt your show is watchable. although i would like to be watching it, i will not because i will be at stupid work.

this is the living room in an apartment i lived in in new york. when we moved in the walls were green and white but not painted neatly but with roller marks all over the place looking stupid ugly. so i fixed it to look like a giant watermelon. there was no way to get good pictures because the stupid apartment was stupid shitty. oh also, to celebrate the act of doing something i threw a party where we had watermelons, with and without booze... but there wasn't enough stupid booze in the stupid watermelon and guiena pigs are stupid too. but here's my AWESOME flyer i did for the pretty fun get-together that was.

I wish it was summer time so that it was warm and i could eat watermelon outside.

My girlfriend in nylon.

2009-02-10T09:16:00.005-05:00

Yesterday, the first thing my boss says to me when i walk in is that he thinks i'm going to have a "meltdown" because of stupid college kids and lazy people that work my station. whatever, i kept quiet, no yelling or cursing, professional, so fuck you.

i've drawn a few more comics, and have other things to scan, but won't have a chance til thursday or friday so yup. in case you missed when my love was on the cover of a magazine here you go....

More old stuff!

2009-02-08T11:49:00.007-05:00

I like when there's a song about a day of the week and then you listen to that song on that day. like today. and the queers "sunday morning". just like last sunday morning. Anyways, here's bigger versions of flyers danny posted on his blog. redbull is still really gross smelling.

I'm pretty sure i didn't go to this one.

I don't think i went to this either, but man. stuffing would be awesome right about now.

I guess this means that band pink razors played twice in delaware. hmph. look at that. they have a pretty decent name.

Tit patrol didn't actually play this punk rock prom, but it was a fun time.

This is my favorite flyer i have made.

Okay, that's all for now.

Blog content! Rapido!

2009-02-06T23:59:00.012-05:00

So it sucks and all that office depot is going out of business but 40-75% off everything thats left in the store! i'm stocking up on all types of arts n' crafts supplies. i'm going to go tomorrow when i'm not as rushed to catch the bus and spend more time and get more things. everyone loves arts n' crafts.

it sucks how the blogger templates cut off pictures unless they're super-small, forcing people to click on them to fully appericiate them. which i could see alot of people not doing. i don't click the larger version of shit most of the time. WTF blogger... WTF ...

here's some comics, but first, the panda.

It's cold outside. Duh.

2009-02-05T17:03:00.000-05:00

So i uploaded around 40 things today but i don't want to prematurely blow my picture load, So here's some flyers that you might not have already seen.

i'm pretty sure this flyer didn't get used, because it was at a different bankshots with different bands, so it basically is like a pre-sketch for the skateboard design since they're pretty much the same thing.

Trash talk is a cool name and a decent enough band to watch if they play a show in your front yard. Reclaim the crown were pretty nice dudes and billy bob hooked me up with his scale when he stopped selling weed. Hot dog!

Everybody knows where the best pizza in wilmington is at. I remember going to the ciao in prices corner years ago when sam goody/coconuts was in there, it was bangin' then. they have had the pizza game on lock for awhile now.

Kath and kim isn't terrible, but nothing great so far. not "must see tv" like 30 rock, but selma blair is pretty foxy.

Who doesn't want to be steve martin?

2009-02-04T23:25:00.000-05:00

So, one day after being named employee of the month i ended my 11 hour shift by almost fucking killing myself. Fuck "pumping and dumping" (draining, filtering the oil then dumping the clean(ish) oil back into the fryer) fryers, i make love to my fryers when they're dirty. thats how things get extra greasy and taste sexy. Anyway what had happen was... i didn't screw on this pipe enough and hot oil shot all over the floor and on my shoe and part of my leg, but luckily i didn't melt to death because i jumped and turned the vavle off with the quickness. But i cleaned all this up before anybody was the wiser.

Steve martin on the colbert report = totally tubular dude.

Yeah, you know what. fuck this i'll use my blog whenever i want, all the time, once a day, and post boring stolen pictures all the damn time!

My awesome jewish friend racey sent me a link that i should pass on to you. here is a clip, i'm interested in seeing where this goes...

http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com

tomorrow i have off and maybe will take the time to get this stupid thing the way i want it. and fuck trying to keep up with capital letters. i mean, yeah it looks better but come on. every single sentence? i use alot of periods.

i'm trying to see coraline, it comes out this weekend. so i'll probably see it in a year. or just watch it on the internet but that's not as fun as going. maybe if i write about it i will actually do it so i don't make myself look like a bum ass mother fucker.

I like my job.

2009-02-03T23:56:00.000-05:00

So i'm the employee of the month.

I WIN!

Seriously, money.

I like posting pictures on my blog that i did not take, and that i took from elsewhere on the internet without "giving proper credit". Suck a dick assholes.

I love 17 throwups. Her and Sickboy are a good tag team with the two letters.

This is a really nice outline right by a kick ass taco bell.

Using this thing way too much...

2009-02-03T00:25:00.000-05:00

Alright so, i know how to use a scanner. Pretty good accomplishment. I finally got to make nachos, and it was a good first try but there are a couple things i could tweak to make the ultimate kool ranch nachos. Anyways, i like cooking stuff for people when i'm not working sometimes!

I'm normally asleep by now, but i'm up. And gossip girl tonight was the best episode in a long time, not like i say every week, but actually because it stepped away from the recent craziness and got some new story lines going. But while on the subject of new york, here's some low-res scans from my personal collection!

It's fun when you're walking with someone and they're drunk and on a mission to get somewhere, and you're on a mission to slow them down by catching tags and taking pictures of them! Who knows what train stop this is... not me...

I'm too tired to figure out how to label these right. i figured out to post them without photobucket but ugh. whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Uhh.. well i somehow got it so i could write inbetween these pictures... Although there's not much to mention that wouldn't make me angry since this piece is not in my possession and i'm in a good mood. So whatever. Watching videos of puppies and kittens falling is a good use of the internet.

Sunday morning.

2009-02-01T11:40:00.000-05:00

...So, dannys too cool for comments. And i can't read all that billy writes but michael phelps smoking weed is pretty funny, and i probably wouldn't have seen that anywhere else! But yeah, just wait til i can remember how to use todds scanner danny, then it will really be on. In fact today being my first day off from a long week (overtime!!??!) maybe i'll scan something and do a flyer for the tit patrol/sheckies show. Maybe something about fatties, since they're fat right? Yo, so many commas in this paragraph, like seriously!

I hadn't been to baltimore for longer than i can remember, but it was cool driving past the same factory buildings on 95 i saw graffiti on when i was a wee little one. I remember being in the back seat of my parents car when my brother still hit me because he didn't like me around (as oppossed to loving me so god damn much) and looking out the window and wondering how they got up there and why there wasn't more on every single building. It's pretty cool looking back realizing a lot of the graffiti i saw growing up was actual worthwhile graffiti (although with baltimore "script" tags its kind of hard to tell, huh? ... huh?) that has a place in the history and whatnot. Seriously.... does anybody else remember when there was legitimate writers who had fame and respect amongst peers and they fucking rollerbladed.. and talked about it in magazines???.... Well, thats okay 'cause i don't so much either, it's best not to. That shit doesn't fly, i don't know how it did then. Stupid 90's. I'll try to find pictures from the bathroom of the bar i went to, the pizza bar, which got completely obliteriated. Pee-ing with 4 random 30 something year old dudes catching tags around you is pretty funny. On some super nerdy blog name dropping shit, apperantly FELON and VANDEL were in attendance.

Helping wash dishes for a bit was fun actually. You don't have to worry about burning shit or under-cooking things (neither of which i do too much of...) just wash and put away.

Fuck, seriously, did you realize you can get a headache immediately when annoying people come on tv or into the room?

Alright i don't want to go on and on, soooooooooooooo...

My point from the other day in picture proof. .... Knees!

I bought a 6-pack of pudding today.

2009-01-29T20:22:00.000-05:00

So my blog was looking pretty cool but then i got high and fucked around with the layout and am now unhappy with the way it is set up and how it looks. I don't want to deal with it right now. Nor do i want to write too much, because i am plotting out the greatest nachos ever. Well, not really, but kind of. I went to the grocery store and got fresh jalapenos, lettuce, and tomatoes to chop up and put on top of american cheese melted over.... doritos cool ranch chips!

... Except that dream is put on hold. Whatever. Today i did laundry, got hella groceries, and took a shower. So yeah at least i got stuff done, the panda likes hanging out and watching tv because she is not a sucker.

Anyways here's a picture some dude took in "olde" city, filthadelphia.

I wish i had a time machine so i could fast forward to when i'm old and achey and roaming the streets talking jibberish. Stupid fucking whippersnappers...

Whatever, i'm going to re-read this book have, titled "graffiti : 2000 years of wall writing" that some college professor wrote in 1971. Then i'll be even more smart!

.... And how the fuck can i make it so my pictures aren't cut off?

And it goes on and on...

2009-01-26T12:29:00.000-05:00

I love mini-vacations more than most things in the world. It's really awesome that i'm at a point where i can take 2 or 3 days off of work to do fun things, a lot of things suck but this does not and i'm very glad i get the chance to do stuff. The ride to new york was fun and went by quickly, driving with a cute girl is definately the way to go. Fuck you chinatown bus! I'm getting better at singing out loud in a non high pitch/joking voice, singing is fun. Especially when people like the same things as you and what not, even if they try to front like they haven't listened to green day since they were 16... Anyways. Once in the city i went to see my friend and her mom at their sushi bar, satsko. My boy was working in the back too and they were slammed (which is good for them, because they hadn't been doing too well so that was nice to see!) so i didn't get to catch up all that much but i sure did have them sake-it to me. Sake + 2 Percocet + Whiteout pen = Hot dog!

For those of you suckers who hate to travel, you muffed up by missing the muffs! the show was great. The show was on the bands 18th anniversery so they played all the hits from all records! 3 encores! It sounded great, they played all the songs like they sound but better, all words and lyrics could be clearly understood and kim shattuck is the most amazing woman on the planet! She's gotta be pushing 40 but there's no way you'd know it. Her voice is great and she should get an award for being able to dress herself. I had never thought until i was in the front row that someones knees could be sexy. And i'm sure she makes fun of nerd boys who write such things about her on their blogs so word! Song highlights include "i need a face" "sad tomorrow" "a little luxury" "right in the eye" "beat your heart out" "agony" among many others. Noticeably absent though was "really really happy" and "what you've done", two of my favorite songs.

I did forget two things though at the show. One is that buying a beer at a show is retarded, 4 dollars for a fucking bud?!? I made the mistake of not going straight for the liquor, which was decently priced and poured. And two, i made the mistake of thinking that my t-shirt size is a medium when in fact it is a small. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn.

And sunday night i have a real nice night hanging out in filthadelphia, where i caught a nice tag with the fresh can of platinum 600 i picked up at the scrapyard. Being the weedhead that i am though i left it at my friends house i was visiting, oh well i guess i'll have to go back and visit sometime soon.....

Anyways enough with the boringness... here's some pictures...

This is from a different recent new york trip, i'm pretty sure the creepy looking shadow is me telling liz to stop taking pictures. This picture, and being loud are why you shouldn't have drunk art girls take pictures of you.

I like this particular picture because of the amount of backround you can see.

And even though it's all over the internets everywhere, i did this flyer recently and todd scanned and colored it in. I would however like to constructively critize the blue outline on the bottom arm/information that should be white mr. professional!

Ha! Now i have you hooked. I bet you think i'll update on average every 3-4 days now, but just you wait and see how lazy and careless i can be!

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's blog, It's blog,

2009-01-23T14:03:00.000-05:00

Look at me i have a blogger blog too! i'm totally in on the wilmington internet scene now! oh glorious day! i know you're reading this at some point todd. and probably danny. sometimes i read other peoples blogs, and sometimes i don't for a while. i have a livejournal, which i was way ahead of the gay internet nerd blog gold rush with about 6 or 7 ago in high school. i deleted most entries from anytime before i turned 18, so damn. i really dropped the ball on that one. i bet there was some cringe-worthy shit in there. and in fact there totally still is with the past 4 years that are still on my livejournal. but fuck off, this is my blogger to make me look important and like i do stuff. i will try to not use it to bitch too much, but probably will anyway. i hadn't updated it because i forgot my password but then i figured out i just use google. i am so smart. also i am so smart because i figured out i had to have the stupid light on in order to do my wash, but i did and now its done. and my room is clean and sheets are on my bed. what the fuck? yes. that's right. i even hung up my suit and jacket and folded my clean clothes. i am siked to be going to the muffs show tomorrow night, and even more siked that i do not have to take the chinatown bus but am insted getting a ride from someone sweet. i hope i dont cut my face shaving. that sucks. and i bleed alot these days when i get cut. i think smoking alot of weed makes you bleed more. something tells me this is the reason.... filling out health insurance forms is a pain in the ass but will be awesome when i can go to the doctor. anyways i was supposed to be showing off pictures.......

This picture comes from this article http://www.philly.com/philly/gallery/20090111_A_spirit_wandering__then_a_life_lost.html which my old roomate john found and sent to me.

This photo was stolen from some dudes flickr. He has a decent camera apperantly and an eye for heroin chic!

This is also from a random flickr... This girls eyes say two things, "i am high as hell" and "damn, who is this mr. moist and why does he call himself that and write it on trash cans?" Also her shirt says she loves new york. I wish i knew where this picture was taken, because that looks like a delaware trash can to me and if so then this would be filled with crazy coincidences! Also, if she is over 18 she should come see how clean my room is....

And that's it for now. i don't want to prematurely blow my picture load for my k00l blog d00d. and i have to go with the rest of my day it's already 2:25 and my rides at 4 and i still have to go to todds but i'm sitting here blogging it up. blog blog blog.

I finished a flyer for the tit patrols/the surf city rockers show and hopefully todd will scan it soon so i can show it off on here on the internets.