How could i forget?

I totally left out my favorite comic of the last bunch, i'm such a bonehead.

















I'm such a yuppie.

Dude, i'm cheesing my fucking balls off.

Yo. here's some comix. i wanted to draw more today, but my fingers hurt. i think i'm going to have arthritis. but first, here's the limited edition tour t-shirt which came in today. but yeah, there's about 20 so goodluck.





















I had this hanging on my work station for a couple days like a motivational poster.



























Ahhh! seriously, some people need to shut the fuck up.





















I wonder what the proper way to do a cursive "x" is.






















Seriously. i have more comics i bet will make some people happy.























Chucks folded down is the way for girls to wear them.


























Oh, it's such a shame.













Office supplies!



















hey, don't that kick a little ass.













Here's an old mosaic i made. i was told to make something "graffiti-style" and "gaudy". here's what i came up with.





















One day, when this company goes under, or one of my friends quits, i will have this. Principal damn it!





















South park is such a good show.

Fun with capital letters.

Word, so i probably should write more but i'll try to keep this short, since i am tired, have to be on the bus at 6:45am, and am high and on nyquil, which one recommended dose surprisingly fucks me up good. still even after taking it for a couple days... crrrrazzzy. right? anyways, so a few posts ago i posted a picture of a mosaic i made before and bitched about how i dont have it because the jew bastards i used to work for HATE THEIR OWN PEOPLE (i mean, yeah, that's what i'm doing currently...) and won't give or sell me my shit. SO FUCK 'EM. i had my beautiful friend who is a WELL PAID employee liberate me the supplies to recreate it so that i could have it on display in my room. to be honest, i had my doubts she would come through with all the tools or right amounts or something, but damn... i guess there is a reason i keep her around. nobody else has come through on some stealing some shit for me in a minute like that. glass is expensive and risking loosing your job (although those FUCKHEADS are too HIGH ON FUCKING PILLS all the time with their HEADS UP THEIR ASSES to notice) is an honorable thing to do for a friend. awesome. so a bottle of gran marnier with 7 sugar free redbulls and a fuckload of weed and it was arts n' crafts time. the work took from 9pm until about 2:30pm, with few breaks. chocolate chip pancakes made for you on valentines day morning is a good way to start the day. yeah.. i'm going on and on now, nobody fucking cares.. HERE'S THE PICTURES......


Yo, that is a nice shirt. Starting work at 9pm. Check out that sweet mosaiced disco ball lookin' lamp. super sexy lighting for these pictures, also really nice quality camera. i want a camera with a manual zoom. maybe one day.
















6 hours later, here's what you got. Mosaics take FUCKING PATIENCE.

















Notice now how there is daylight in this picture, seriously, A LONG FUCKING TIME.

















If you're somebody looking to make fun of me, note the bloc party punchline on t. Yeah, glass particles go everywhere when you cut glass, and when you're messed up and sleepy and eating a jamaican beef patty (BANGINN!!!) sometimes shit gets in there and you don't notice til it's cutting your gums and lips.

















Seriously, this picture was taken around noon. Saturday.

















Also, you can make fun of the bag of weed in front of the mosiac that you can hardly see. Like i've said before, girls like some dumb shit, and i like some girls. sometimes. like these days. and stuff.

















Yo, this is slash. this motherfucker is a pimp, i hate to admit it, but god damn i respect his gangster. way to go living in a house full of rich sexy girls with love to spare. i want to lay around all day and get taken care of. Also, yeah man, check him out chillen in the bowl in the center of the kitchen table like it aint even nothing. i want to hate him, but i love him.

















Just one more bump for the road.




















Yeah. i have other stuff to write, but EVERYTHING takes longer than expected in life apperantly, this blog entry took like a half hour to get the pictures right and what not. but.... things that take longer are usually BETTER IN THE END.


Tit patrol limited edition central pa tour 2009 shirts designed last night, coming thursday. i'm getting one without going on tour, and i'll probably give one to miss. meatballs for getting the glass/taking pictures/etc. but i doubt anyone else who doesn't go to the shows will get one, as they will sell out, because of their awesomeness and limited run. so be on the lookout. i'd post more pictures if i didn't FUCKING GRIND OUT IN THE TRENCHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

Somewhere in the swamps of delaware...

So i would've like to embed this video, but click the link instead. a bunch of ugly spots you pass on 95 all the time, but on tv! even though a dissed esquat and a simple yikes are the only "acceptable" things in here this video is still awesome, go delaware go!

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/video?id=6655935

Just listen to the shit these people say, i'm rolling my eyes in ITALICS.

:)

I don't forget shit. .... Unfournately.

Yo. i am not sober. it's 4'am and i have to be at work in lame newark at 9am and i'm DRUNK, so here i'd a picture before i go to bed. marinate on this one.....








































Circa 2006.

Wow. it's been a REAL LONG TIME since i've worked an 11 hour shift, stayed up all night, then gone to work 9am til 3 pm... i'm not even on drugs what the fuck! i can't wait to go out of town this weekend!!!

Yes, grant, i am updating my blog.

Demetri martin would be more funny if he wasn't a jerk. way to go on way too long with stupid songs. only some of your jokes are funny. i only watched your stupid special because molly thinks your funny. and even though she is awesome, she is a girl, and girls like some stuff sometimes. if you had a blog it would probably be readable, but i doubt your show is watchable. although i would like to be watching it, i will not because i will be at stupid work.

this is the living room in an apartment i lived in in new york. when we moved in the walls were green and white but not painted neatly but with roller marks all over the place looking stupid ugly. so i fixed it to look like a giant watermelon. there was no way to get good pictures because the stupid apartment was stupid shitty. oh also, to celebrate the act of doing something i threw a party where we had watermelons, with and without booze... but there wasn't enough stupid booze in the stupid watermelon and guiena pigs are stupid too. but here's my AWESOME flyer i did for the pretty fun get-together that was.



































































I wish it was summer time so that it was warm and i could eat watermelon outside.

My girlfriend in nylon.

Yesterday, the first thing my boss says to me when i walk in is that he thinks i'm going to have a "meltdown" because of stupid college kids and lazy people that work my station. whatever, i kept quiet, no yelling or cursing, professional, so fuck you.


i've drawn a few more comics, and have other things to scan, but won't have a chance til thursday or friday so yup. in case you missed when my love was on the cover of a magazine here you go....