Holy friojiles.

Okay, if anybody looks at this before i put in the explanations here is a bunch of pictures uploaded directly from photobucket so they FORCE you to click on them to see them even LARGER to see what's actually happening in them.




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Having off friday is better than thursday.

Okay, so i haven't updated my internet blog in a really long time. well, not that long, but certainly a change from the normal rate. this is because i've been going to bed early and what not. i wrote a really long entry the other day but never published it because i didn't have any pictures to go along with it. the basic gist of it was that the cover of the new rolling stone is awesome, it was shot at milk studios where I SHOULD HAVE A JOB because of the 3 interviews i went on to cater there, fucking jerks, and that in a perfect world i'd be fucking leighton meester in between doing heroin and playing mario kart 64 while eating rare steaks and drinking root beer floats. also in the entry i talked about my recent trip to new york, where i got screens made for 2 new t-shirt designs. i also walked like 350 blocks one day and drank a lot of espresso. i think it's funny how i can't read all the stuff my brother posts on facebook because i'm not on it and how i don't think he knows i have an internet blog. oh 2009, you're so crazy. anyways here are some shirts....


Tit patrol - beaver fever. available from super sexy smalls to super sexy xl's at all tit patrol stadium ampitheater tour stops! some have a second black print on top, which i like better! but, those are like limited edition or whatever so get the new classic hot pink ones while you can at your next local stadium ampitheater apperance! i believe there is one this sunday?

















I really like this design, because it took awhile to draw and is a ripoff that some people but not all get. some super sexy smalls with just pink ink and some mediums and larges will be available to steal at switch skateboards shop next week. you could give them some amount of money or they're lightweight enough you could fold them up and put them in your pocket and walk out! your choice!


















These are the super ultra nerd limited editions that are for "crew only". good luck getting jumped into this crew!

Always something on sundays.

So i have been seriously lacking in the scanning to update things and the updating, but i have a caffeine addiction to keep up with. i recently had a good time in philadelphia, which contradicts most other time there, since it's the city of bad luck for everyone but whatever. i borrowed dannys camera though and it died after one picture of a throwup in a tunnel. so looks like i'll have to go up again sometime. graffiti writers that live in dorm rooms are hilarious. and i got the best valentines day card ever. but yeah, i won't go on and on since i have been slacking, i have no room to talk.

this is the original design for a t-shirt i printed. ripped off from thrasher and juxtaposed into my life. i want to reprint some more but i need ink and a squee-gee. maybe someone who works at an art store will bring some down for me next week. oh yeah, my friend gave me boots and they are awesome. i love when people come through with what they say they will.























This is how girls should be. dressed in black, crying, waiting for my text message.

















Yeah sunday!

Not just a leftover.

I can't believe i left out this picture of the hondo. aka doodle. doodler. hombo. doo doo head. fatty. doober? the number two cat! coming soon, top 5 cat awards.... will your cat make it in? find out soon!



















Drinking lots of espresso all day long keeps you up late at night. after a while of digging through the dark corners of flickr i start to lose focus and realize my back hurts and i should probably go to sleep.

A crap-load of nerdery.

Alright, so some of these pictures got a little out of order, but what a crazy freaking crapload of an upload of pictures. All types of nerdery. i have been slacking on my internet blog addiction because of work and bologna, but i'm tired of going through withdrawal so i'm back full force! mmm. delicious internet.


I recommend clicking the pictures for the larger versions. i borrowed dannys camera that is of nice quality! i want one.

So some of us nerds got together and ordered blank vinyl toys from kidrobot, there was an arts n' crafts night with food and pot, but i was busy spazzing out because i'm an idiot and i ripped up my paycheck so whatever, i did my little toy while hanging out with allys crazy gangster friends.























I signed his back. super limited edition of one. hanging out on my window.
























These are on the racks at switch skateboard shop.
























Man, i miss free milkshakes. and rachel serving them. hanging out with al pacino! what the fuck. pale girls look good in all black. fuck the eagle diner. shitty milkshakes. fuck apartments or whatever they're going to put there, they better do a shitload of drugs in there. or else they will lose! where do the creeps hang out now at 4 am?















Nerdo. On the way to the bus.

















This bathroom is really clean, i mean, they asked nicely and all.















Inside olympic steaks on market street, i like them. the two old guys that work there are crazy.
























On some stalker shit, this fire escape is begging for it. down on bended knees pleading for some.
























Wilmington buff. strong, but for how long in this economic crisis?
























Ekonomics.
























Salt lake city punk. 2009. i heard those dudes are old.
























Check out how artsy that rust makes this.
















Hey look! it's my personal shoe collection. aren't i a baller? bling bling. i just show it off at the skateshop to kick knowledge, nahmean?


















9th street. wilmington, also known as "camera city". get your spots back! get organized! or just wait til spring.
























Interstate-95. 8th street.
























Grown folks. like totally ironic subversive street art, dowtown wilmington delaware. burgeoning. represent!
















Nachos with fajita chicken. fuck nachos. kind of.



















I didn't make this pizza with bacon and pepperoni, but i had a slice and it was awesome.
















This is what my station looks like first thing in the morning. no lids, no laddles, no scoops or knives... mmm.
















i made this bruschetta but i'd give it a b+. kind of sloppy. but fuck them.



















This is where i work! i like it most of the time! especially when i drink esspesso. sometimes i get on peoples nerves but fuck them.


















augustino is the man. he has no clue what the internet is.
























This is my window.

















I could post a billion panda pictures. but not yet, i'm not that much of a freak.



















They have A LOT of skateboards! you should go buy one. of mine. support your local business fools! rabble rabble rabble!



















Oh my fucking god. todd patrol and ally impatient. super internet famous. look at him, on a cellphone and a macbook. i hear he pee's twenty four karat gold piss. pictures coming soon.














This tag is GANGSTER. wallaston street.
















I have a hello kitty toy my friend amy gave me. she is a crazy woman who i love who loves the dick. i don't think she would mind that fact being on the internet considering her role in the liger beat blog. and i bet it is documented else where too probably!
















this trash can was knocked over. i think its funny how people write on them considering the how mad people get when you write on them.
















Original sketch for switch skateboard deck. available in different shappes colors and sizes!


























This is on my bedroom wall
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Okay well, yeah. that was fun. i want to buy a camera for myself. maybe since office depot and circuit city are closing i might be able to get a camera for cheap. that would be pretty awesome. maybe i will. now i need a new project to keep from going crazy.