Thursday, February 26, 2009

Not just a leftover.

I can't believe i left out this picture of the hondo. aka doodle. doodler. hombo. doo doo head. fatty. doober? the number two cat! coming soon, top 5 cat awards.... will your cat make it in? find out soon!



















Drinking lots of espresso all day long keeps you up late at night. after a while of digging through the dark corners of flickr i start to lose focus and realize my back hurts and i should probably go to sleep.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

A crap-load of nerdery.

Alright, so some of these pictures got a little out of order, but what a crazy freaking crapload of an upload of pictures. All types of nerdery. i have been slacking on my internet blog addiction because of work and bologna, but i'm tired of going through withdrawal so i'm back full force! mmm. delicious internet.


I recommend clicking the pictures for the larger versions. i borrowed dannys camera that is of nice quality! i want one.

So some of us nerds got together and ordered blank vinyl toys from kidrobot, there was an arts n' crafts night with food and pot, but i was busy spazzing out because i'm an idiot and i ripped up my paycheck so whatever, i did my little toy while hanging out with allys crazy gangster friends.























I signed his back. super limited edition of one. hanging out on my window.
























These are on the racks at switch skateboard shop.
























Man, i miss free milkshakes. and rachel serving them. hanging out with al pacino! what the fuck. pale girls look good in all black. fuck the eagle diner. shitty milkshakes. fuck apartments or whatever they're going to put there, they better do a shitload of drugs in there. or else they will lose! where do the creeps hang out now at 4 am?















Nerdo. On the way to the bus.

















This bathroom is really clean, i mean, they asked nicely and all.















Inside olympic steaks on market street, i like them. the two old guys that work there are crazy.
























On some stalker shit, this fire escape is begging for it. down on bended knees pleading for some.
























Wilmington buff. strong, but for how long in this economic crisis?
























Ekonomics.
























Salt lake city punk. 2009. i heard those dudes are old.
























Check out how artsy that rust makes this.
















Hey look! it's my personal shoe collection. aren't i a baller? bling bling. i just show it off at the skateshop to kick knowledge, nahmean?


















9th street. wilmington, also known as "camera city". get your spots back! get organized! or just wait til spring.
























Interstate-95. 8th street.
























Grown folks. like totally ironic subversive street art, dowtown wilmington delaware. burgeoning. represent!
















Nachos with fajita chicken. fuck nachos. kind of.



















I didn't make this pizza with bacon and pepperoni, but i had a slice and it was awesome.
















This is what my station looks like first thing in the morning. no lids, no laddles, no scoops or knives... mmm.
















i made this bruschetta but i'd give it a b+. kind of sloppy. but fuck them.



















This is where i work! i like it most of the time! especially when i drink esspesso. sometimes i get on peoples nerves but fuck them.


















augustino is the man. he has no clue what the internet is.
























This is my window.

















I could post a billion panda pictures. but not yet, i'm not that much of a freak.



















They have A LOT of skateboards! you should go buy one. of mine. support your local business fools! rabble rabble rabble!



















Oh my fucking god. todd patrol and ally impatient. super internet famous. look at him, on a cellphone and a macbook. i hear he pee's twenty four karat gold piss. pictures coming soon.














This tag is GANGSTER. wallaston street.
















I have a hello kitty toy my friend amy gave me. she is a crazy woman who i love who loves the dick. i don't think she would mind that fact being on the internet considering her role in the liger beat blog. and i bet it is documented else where too probably!
















this trash can was knocked over. i think its funny how people write on them considering the how mad people get when you write on them.
















Original sketch for switch skateboard deck. available in different shappes colors and sizes!


























This is on my bedroom wall
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Okay well, yeah. that was fun. i want to buy a camera for myself. maybe since office depot and circuit city are closing i might be able to get a camera for cheap. that would be pretty awesome. maybe i will. now i need a new project to keep from going crazy.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Law and order.

So, i have a few more comics coming, well alot since i've gotten good at writing down ideas so i don't forget them, but i certainly have more ideas than time to draw them. i finished my ultra art nerd custom vinyl toy (or doll, todd) but grants camera aint got no batteries so whatever. i still have a bunch of other pictures scanned and whatnot but because i don't feel like writing to explain anything since i took a xanax, here's an ultra nerd flick stolen from some random persons flickr.




















Delaware is a funny place.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

How could i forget?

I totally left out my favorite comic of the last bunch, i'm such a bonehead.

















I'm such a yuppie.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Dude, i'm cheesing my fucking balls off.

Yo. here's some comix. i wanted to draw more today, but my fingers hurt. i think i'm going to have arthritis. but first, here's the limited edition tour t-shirt which came in today. but yeah, there's about 20 so goodluck.





















I had this hanging on my work station for a couple days like a motivational poster.



























Ahhh! seriously, some people need to shut the fuck up.





















I wonder what the proper way to do a cursive "x" is.






















Seriously. i have more comics i bet will make some people happy.























Chucks folded down is the way for girls to wear them.


























Oh, it's such a shame.













Office supplies!



















hey, don't that kick a little ass.













Here's an old mosaic i made. i was told to make something "graffiti-style" and "gaudy". here's what i came up with.





















One day, when this company goes under, or one of my friends quits, i will have this. Principal damn it!





















South park is such a good show.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fun with capital letters.

Word, so i probably should write more but i'll try to keep this short, since i am tired, have to be on the bus at 6:45am, and am high and on nyquil, which one recommended dose surprisingly fucks me up good. still even after taking it for a couple days... crrrrazzzy. right? anyways, so a few posts ago i posted a picture of a mosaic i made before and bitched about how i dont have it because the jew bastards i used to work for HATE THEIR OWN PEOPLE (i mean, yeah, that's what i'm doing currently...) and won't give or sell me my shit. SO FUCK 'EM. i had my beautiful friend who is a WELL PAID employee liberate me the supplies to recreate it so that i could have it on display in my room. to be honest, i had my doubts she would come through with all the tools or right amounts or something, but damn... i guess there is a reason i keep her around. nobody else has come through on some stealing some shit for me in a minute like that. glass is expensive and risking loosing your job (although those FUCKHEADS are too HIGH ON FUCKING PILLS all the time with their HEADS UP THEIR ASSES to notice) is an honorable thing to do for a friend. awesome. so a bottle of gran marnier with 7 sugar free redbulls and a fuckload of weed and it was arts n' crafts time. the work took from 9pm until about 2:30pm, with few breaks. chocolate chip pancakes made for you on valentines day morning is a good way to start the day. yeah.. i'm going on and on now, nobody fucking cares.. HERE'S THE PICTURES......


Yo, that is a nice shirt. Starting work at 9pm. Check out that sweet mosaiced disco ball lookin' lamp. super sexy lighting for these pictures, also really nice quality camera. i want a camera with a manual zoom. maybe one day.
















6 hours later, here's what you got. Mosaics take FUCKING PATIENCE.

















Notice now how there is daylight in this picture, seriously, A LONG FUCKING TIME.

















If you're somebody looking to make fun of me, note the bloc party punchline on t. Yeah, glass particles go everywhere when you cut glass, and when you're messed up and sleepy and eating a jamaican beef patty (BANGINN!!!) sometimes shit gets in there and you don't notice til it's cutting your gums and lips.

















Seriously, this picture was taken around noon. Saturday.

















Also, you can make fun of the bag of weed in front of the mosiac that you can hardly see. Like i've said before, girls like some dumb shit, and i like some girls. sometimes. like these days. and stuff.

















Yo, this is slash. this motherfucker is a pimp, i hate to admit it, but god damn i respect his gangster. way to go living in a house full of rich sexy girls with love to spare. i want to lay around all day and get taken care of. Also, yeah man, check him out chillen in the bowl in the center of the kitchen table like it aint even nothing. i want to hate him, but i love him.

















Just one more bump for the road.




















Yeah. i have other stuff to write, but EVERYTHING takes longer than expected in life apperantly, this blog entry took like a half hour to get the pictures right and what not. but.... things that take longer are usually BETTER IN THE END.


Tit patrol limited edition central pa tour 2009 shirts designed last night, coming thursday. i'm getting one without going on tour, and i'll probably give one to miss. meatballs for getting the glass/taking pictures/etc. but i doubt anyone else who doesn't go to the shows will get one, as they will sell out, because of their awesomeness and limited run. so be on the lookout. i'd post more pictures if i didn't FUCKING GRIND OUT IN THE TRENCHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.